my brain is subconsciously masochistic.
honestly. i do things to sabotage myself without realizing it… i do things that will turn out in a displeasing way, knowing full well they will… and i only have twinges of feelings for people that are unattainable or unavailable or otherwise unhaveable.
silly brain. its christmas. let’s have some fun.
i’m not depressed, btw. just totally making observations.
a week till xmas!
also, who’s securing a butter pecan ice cream cake for my birthday? nom nom nom
why aren’t we flooding tumblr with christmas pictures and related craziness? ITS THE HOLIDAYS, MAN!
my friend’s girlfriend drove 15+ miles home with her
tirewheel like this last night. at 11 pm on a very safe and busy highway on which pretty much any nice random person would have stopped to help her. her reasoning was that her cell phone was dead so she couldn’t call AAA. (larger size here)
i LOVE how i knew who this was before i even asked. at least some people are reliably predictable.
this made me laugh for the first time in days. winnar.
celebratory voting icee!
and i did! AND FOR OBAMA!
well, HAVE YOU??!
If you know anything about ellen degeneres and katy perry, then you will find this absolutely hysterical.
enjoy.
does avoiding every date i get asked on make me a freak?
i usually just continually make jokes about it whenever i’m asked on a date, in hopes to steer them away from even remembering they even asked me.
when this doesn’t work, i either make up an excuse, or just crawl in a hole and hide until they give up.
hrmm.
saw eagle eye on saturday. not bad… a part of the plot was kinda ghey, but the car chases were awesome enough to make up for it.
and shia lebeouf is a little sexy. a little.
also saw burn after reading on thursday. very funny and good all around.
i don’t want to go to bed yet. entertain me, internet.
